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Sun, Mar. 27th, 2005, 02:57 pm

Title: Monaboyd: The Musical (Overture)
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd and, well, weird stuff going down here.
Rating: This is a PG13. It'll get higher.
Summary: Billy isn't a usual Slayer but he's good at his job, even though short skirts and halternecks don't suit him. However, when everyone spontaneously starts to sing, things start getting even weirder. What is this musical sensation? Can Sean Bean sing? What has Elijah got to do with this? Who is the sexy demon? And, most specifically, will Billy be lured by the Darkness that is Hollywood?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not mine. Not even mine in the Buffyverse.
Feedback: harmonises beautifully.
Author's Notes: Oh, this is crack. This is the All Singing, All Dancing, Musical Monaboyd, with gratuitous dancing, Orli in fluffy high heeled slippers, Ian running an international stolen goods magic shop cartel, Billy being melancholy (yaaaaay!), Australians, and Dom as a leather clad, rather sexy, vampire with bleached tips. This is mercilessly ripped off from Once More With Feeling, which is the Musical Buffy episode, but I've rewritten all the songs *snerk* and nicked the plot, but you know me, this is sarcastic to a fault. Anyway! *grins more* You don't have to have seen Buffy, or that episode, as everything is explained as plot. I'll also link to song downloads. You'll want to sing along to Sean singing about Shelob, I'm convinced. This is for precious_rosie because she's lovely and I want to do things to her sexy brother

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Thu, Mar. 24th, 2005, 01:16 pm

Title: Pro Patria Mori - Chapter VI
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd and some others as well for good measure
Rating: Bordering on the NC17
Summary: Yorkshire. 1928. Studies at night time; darkened and shut up tight like a strong box, and filled with unearthly delights and earthly pleasures.
Disclaimer: St Regulus doesn't exist. Shame. The other people do though. Not a shame. Not mine though.
Feedback: is a perfectly buttered piece of Toast
Author's Notes: I know, I know, it's been a while but dammit, I think I'm back into the groove. Don't faint at the back there, stand up straight. For those who've not seen this, this is a schoolboy AU fic. Come on, Sean Bean as a schoolboy's bloody funny, and this has added fagging and this part has sex in it, and things. Hurrah! But no, sorry about the impossible delay, I got attacked by this as I was trying to sort out Pride and Prejudice plotbunnies last night. Anyway, read on.

Chapter I|II|III|IV|V

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Wed, Mar. 16th, 2005, 06:36 pm

Title: Where Do You Go To My Lovely?
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd
Rating: This is NC17 for a reason.
Summary: A sick little tale of obsession.
Disclaimer: I really really don't think people should stalk me. Or the boys.
Feedback: is like a straitjacket, and keeps me cosy
Author's Notes: This is twisted. I mean that. It's very twisted, and kind of sick, and the NC17 isn't for sex, it's for what the narrator is thinking. The title (it's a bit of a songfic) is from the song of the same name by Peter Sarstedt. Lovely song, quite beautiful actually. Kind of a bit stalky.

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Tue, Mar. 8th, 2005, 01:27 pm

Title: Cromer
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd and SerkisBean
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: Four men. Four drunk men, two of whom were shagging, the other two who were melancholy divorcees, one of which hated nature if it wasn't doing anything, and the other was Sean Bean. Of the first two, one was stark-raving mad, the other got incoherent and couldn't speak English after a few pints of heavy. And they were loose. Without a chaperone. In Norfolk.
Disclaimer: I so wish.
Feedback: is like a Cromer crab. Snippy and tastes like fish.
Author's Notes: The Foray Back, as I like to call it (sorry about not writing for a bit, I lost my mirth) is this slightly odd humourfic. It is a birthday present for the delectable apple_pi and I hope she and you like it. The drunkenness, it strikes again!

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Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005, 01:22 pm

Title: Spartacus - Chapter IX
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd, with other pairings...
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: The Spinal Tappesque disappearence of Agony Aunts on the webzine The Spartacus means that Dom has to write the column instead - something that happens with frightening regularity to the amusement of his colleagues. But who is the mysterious Editor? Why is Sean Bean addicted to MMPORGS? What would happen if someone stole a pen off Sean Astin? Can Lij not speak in 1337? And why, the ultimate question, is Billy so frigging hot?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no.
Feedback: is like freebies off booze companies.
Author's Notes: The Very Last Chapter. You may stare and faint and things, but it is! It's been a difficult ride at times, but I've enjoyed this one, and thank you all so very muc for reading. Therefore I give you extra special woadiness and definitely, and at last, some Monaboyd.

Sal
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The LARPing event mentioned within is based on those held by The Lorien Trust ( http://www.lorientrust.com )

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Mon, Feb. 7th, 2005, 02:08 pm

Title: Spartacus - Chapter VIII
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd, with other pairings...
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: The Spinal Tappesque disappearence of Agony Aunts on the webzine The Spartacus means that Dom has to write the column instead - something that happens with frightening regularity to the amusement of his colleagues. But who is the mysterious Editor? Why is Sean Bean addicted to MMPORGS? What would happen if someone stole a pen off Sean Astin? Can Lij not speak in 1337? And why, the ultimate question, is Billy so frigging hot?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no.
Feedback: is like freebies off booze companies.
Author's Notes: Sorry about the delay, I was having a slight fandom crisis and refused to write. How friggin' prima donna am I then? *grin* Nope, to make up for it, we've got a longer chapter here, with a wee bit of, well, slashiness. And hettiness as well. Whatever floats your coracle, isn't it?

The LARPing event mentioned within is based on those held by The Lorien Trust ( http://www.lorientrust.com )

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Mon, Jan. 31st, 2005, 01:21 pm

Title: Spartacus - Chapter VII
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd, with other pairings...
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: The Spinal Tappesque disappearence of Agony Aunts on the webzine The Spartacus means that Dom has to write the column instead - something that happens with frightening regularity to the amusement of his colleagues. But who is the mysterious Editor? Why is Sean Bean addicted to MMPORGS? What would happen if someone stole a pen off Sean Astin? Can Lij not speak in 1337? And why, the ultimate question, is Billy so frigging hot?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no.
Feedback: is like freebies off booze companies.
Author's Notes: Ah, I love doing cameos. It's fun, it's amusing, it makes me look learned. Aye, right, Sal.

The LARPing event mentioned within is based on those held by The Lorien Trust ( http://www.lorientrust.com )

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Fri, Jan. 28th, 2005, 01:13 pm

Title: Spartacus - Chapter VI
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd, with other pairings...
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: The Spinal Tappesque disappearence of Agony Aunts on the webzine The Spartacus means that Dom has to write the column instead - something that happens with frightening regularity to the amusement of his colleagues. But who is the mysterious Editor? Why is Sean Bean addicted to MMPORGS? What would happen if someone stole a pen off Sean Astin? Can Lij not speak in 1337? And why, the ultimate question, is Billy so frigging hot?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no.
Feedback: is like freebies off booze companies.
Author's Notes: You know chapter four was a killer with the Hawtness of Bean? Well, take that, multiply by a thousand, and then you get the idea. We have costumes, people. Frigging costumes! Guh!

The LARPing event mentioned within is based on those held by The Lorien Trust ( http://www.lorientrust.com )

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Tue, Jan. 25th, 2005, 02:27 pm
Pro Patrai Mori - Chapter V

Title: Pro Patria Mori - Chapter V
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd and some others as well for good measure
Rating: Bordering on the NC17
Summary: Yorkshire. 1928. As Mortensen and Boyd were coming for Toast, then Toast they would have.
Disclaimer: St Regulus doesn't exist. Shame. The other people do though. Not a shame. Not mine though.
Feedback: is a perfectly buttered piece of Toast
Author's Notes: It's been more than a month, but back I come to this Leviathan. And I will finish it, don't worry my dears, I'm still writing it. I needed to take a bit away from serious fic and get some crack out, but I'm back into this, and I will write and write and write. This chapter has...Monaboydiness in it. A nice bit of Monaboydiness, and other things. And more Toast. Because Toast is your god.

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Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005, 01:49 pm

Title: Spartacus - Chapter V
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: Monaboyd, with other pairings...
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: The Spinal Tappesque disappearence of Agony Aunts on the webzine The Spartacus means that Dom has to write the column instead - something that happens with frightening regularity to the amusement of his colleagues. But who is the mysterious Editor? Why is Sean Bean addicted to MMPORGS? What would happen if someone stole a pen off Sean Astin? Can Lij not speak in 1337? And why, the ultimate question, is Billy so frigging hot?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no.
Feedback: is like freebies off booze companies.
Author's Notes: This...is a bloody long chapter. It's huge, it's like the Monstrous Lovechild of all the other chapters combined. Um, still kink-raddled and geeky, as you might expect. And then...really, the Editor has this thing about Elves. And Tolkien. Not my fault, blame him *points accusingly* But the chainmail is pretty. And shiny. Oooh, shiny.

The LARPing event mentioned within is based on those held by The Lorien Trust ( http://www.lorientrust.com )

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